Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I am one with the molecules
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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