the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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