I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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