Can i not drive my cunt home
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
pray to the hookup gods
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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