Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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