HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i need some magic done to my vagina
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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