Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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