Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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