Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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