I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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