Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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