I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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