I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm passing your future prison.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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