yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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