sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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