So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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