I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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