And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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