Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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