Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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