return my video game
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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