Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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