I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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