Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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