I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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