I can tuck mytits in my pants
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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