ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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