i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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