I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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