awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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