You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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