Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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