Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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