she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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