My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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