he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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