Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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