last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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