real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
