16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Who died my cat blue again?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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