Got a toothbrush?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
