I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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