batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the condom got lost in my hair
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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