I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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