Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you didnt know i had herpes?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
This beer is not sobering me up at all
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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