We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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