dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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