You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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