HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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