is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
id be glad to
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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