i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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