It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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