Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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