New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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