i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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